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On Tour

Sep 23Rochester, NY
Comedy @ The Carlson
7:00 PM
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Sep 24Buffalo, NY
Helium Comedy Club - Buffalo
7:30 PM
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Oct 1Royal Oak, MI
Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle
7:30 PM
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Oct 8Toronto, ON
Comedy Bar - Toronto
8:00 PM
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Nov 13Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club
8:00 PM
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Nov 14Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club
7:00 PM
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Nov 19West Hollywood, CA
The Comedy Store - West Hollywood
8:00 PM
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Dec 5Tampa, FL
Side Splitters Comedy Club - Tampa
5:30 PM
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About

Crystal Marie, arms open, shrugging

Stand-up comedian, writer and producer.

Crystal Marie delivers hot takes, reckless overshares, and punchlines sharp enough to make you question your life choices...in the best way.

First generation, from Detroit, and she has no interest in pretending either of those is a punchline.

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Dating DownLaugh Factory Side Effects of My Mom's Arranged MarriageCrystal Marie Denha My Dream BabyCrystal Marie Denha Make up wars, gender warsHarland Highway Podcast

Crystal Marie on stage with a microphone at a Downtown Los Angeles comedy club — Downtown Los Angeles

First Responders

You serve. You get in.

Veterans, active military and first responders get in on the house. Tell us which show and we will sort it out. There is nothing to prove.

No paperworkNo small print

Contact

Booking and press.

Dates, venues, interviews — or a seat if you serve. Tell us what you need and it gets to the right person.

Representation

Management · BrillsteinAlex Goodmana.goodman@bep-la.com
Management · BrillsteinMatt Sadeghianm.sadeghian@bep-la.com

Elsewhere

Crystal Marie in a black top